I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize
