Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
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I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
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I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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