I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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