im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
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Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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