You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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