Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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