So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
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