3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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