Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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