I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I did not marry a roomba.
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