I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
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I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
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leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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