we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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