so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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