I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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