My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
now i know why i became what i already was.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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