benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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