Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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