I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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