you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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