That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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