it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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