tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
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Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
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She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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