I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
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You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
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Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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