But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
