How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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