that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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