no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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