I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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