I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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