nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
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if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
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Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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