Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
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His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
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We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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