I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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