Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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