I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Randomize
