Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
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Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
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studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
my liver is dry heaving
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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