She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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