you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
