Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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