All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
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Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
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The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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