Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Two words: nipple clamps
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