In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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