You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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