we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Just high enough for therapy.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
