You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
420 ftw
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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