You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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