she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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