He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
If its not for food we ain't going out.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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