Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
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The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
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There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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