If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
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the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
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I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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