You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
The Olympian is in my bed
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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