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(410): View more from Maryland

Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha

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(732): View more from New Jersey

ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision

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(914): View more from New York

I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".

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(928): View more from Arizona

I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.

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(816): View more from Missouri

that would be two times in a week with two different guys.

(913): View more from Kansas

they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?

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(707): View more from California

She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.

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(407): View more from Florida

I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.

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(415): View more from California

I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.

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(516): View more from New York

Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza

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