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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce

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  IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.

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• (818): View more from California

  Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.

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• (858): View more from California

  I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?

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• (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!

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