OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
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A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
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therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.