Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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